Roadtrips with Ben tend to start off at the Burlington Bagel Bakery. The following quotes reference the napkin holders at this fine establishment, with the first quote occurring after I got my hand stuck in one.
Ben: "These are the worst napkin holders I've ever seen!" (They really are awful.)
Fast forward one month to another roadtrip. Ms. V: "Oh my gosh! I was just about to say 'These are the worst napkin holders ever!' then I remembered that's exactly what you said last time!" Ben: "They ARE the worst ever. If there were a hell, it would be filled with these napkin holders."
We have now decided to start evaluating napkin holders. Yeah, for real. Why? Because that's how we roll.