When two people who don't watch TV suddenly have one turned on, this is what occurs

A road trip last year landed me in Quebec City with my buddy Ben. We spent the morning getting ready in the hotel room with "The Today Show" on in the background.

Ben: "The Today Show... I want to have a show called The Yesterday Show."
Ms. V: "This is what happened yesterday!"
Ben: "Or The Tomorrow Show"
Ms. V: "This is what we think will happen tomorrow!"
Ben: "I was going to say I want a show called The 5 Minutes Ago Show."
Ms. V: "For those with short term memory loss."

xo,
Ms. V

A piece of advice to previous civilizations...

From my buddy Mike:

"All I'm saying is: If you're Mayan, you should *not* show your face in 2013!"

:)

xo,
Ms. V