Food groups

Visits to my friend Jeff's home always mean a fair amount of wine is involved.  Jeff, being a gentleman, also always offers food and is sensitive to my vegetarian lifestyle.

Jeff: "Are you hungry at all?  I've got some yogurt and it's vegetarian."

Me: "I don't ever want to encounter a yogurt that ISN'T vegetarian."

Jeff: "That would f#@k me up."

Me too, Jeff.  Me. Too.

(In all seriousness, folks, he's quite the cook and has made me some rather fine meals that have included more than just yogurt).

xo, 

Ms. V