Work. Planned Parenthood in Barre. The fabulous Molly is my HCA...
I've got a massive knot in my right shoulder (as usual, thank-you stress & poor posture) and am massaging it against a door frame.
Me: "Hey Molly - want to inject some lidocaine into my shoulder?"
Molly: "Yeah!! Wait. No! Wait. What? You do that?"
(No, I actually don't do that, but I had briefly considered it).