Last Saturday I had a good friend over to catch up on life, since I've been such a hermit lately. He made some pretty fan-fricking-tastic thai tacos, which we promptly devoured. Upon putting leftovers in the fridge, however, he discovered the reality behind my eating habits...
Chef: "Are those... wait... are those spaghetti-o's? Are you *serious*? I'm going to cook for you every night!"
Me: "They're vegetarian with soy meatballs."
Chef: "Only $9.95 a can at 'Wealthy Living.'"
The poor guy is still in shock.