One of the funniest sounds known to man is that of an asthmatic with a chest cold, trying desperately to breath

I sound like Stevie from "Malcolm in the Middle."

Just when I thought I was actually about to kick this, it moved from an ear/nose/throat thing to an ear/nose/throat/chest thing. I wish I could find the person who put a cinder block in my lungs. As soon as I'm able to breath again, I'm going to beat them with it.

Time to go back to bed so I can wheeze some more.
Ms. V